I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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