Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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