If i come over, it means nothing
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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