I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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