Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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