ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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