Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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