Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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