he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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