I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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