life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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