"it" just moved
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I look better un-naked...
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
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totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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