Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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