That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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