I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Dicks are not precious.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize