Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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