fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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