I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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