last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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