Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
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i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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