You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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