I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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