didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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