1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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