I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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