i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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