Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap