Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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