Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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