do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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