Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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