is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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