Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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