Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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