I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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