I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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