spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!