Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We're like a lot better than the average bears
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning