Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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