I just made out with a guy for $7.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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