Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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