Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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