never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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