so let's talk penis.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.