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• (408): View more from California

  My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable

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  Freshman in high school? Just your type

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush

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  Ew, did you brush them again?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.

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• (914): View more from New York

  You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm at about main and main street

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.

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• (310): View more from California

  you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?

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• (951): View more from California

  Hows your mom

  (626): View more from California

  Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk

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