Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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