I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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