Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.