im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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