We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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