I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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