And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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